Thursday, June 7, 2007
allow me to introduce...
BLAKE BEAVAN, the Texas Rangers 1st round draft pick.
1. I'd be more excited if his last name ended with an -er.
2. He likes to smoke Cubans. He struck out 11 of them for Team USA in '06.
3. He was Baseball America's Youth Player of the Year, which makes him sound ten years old.
4. He is a jackass...I mean, competitive. He likes to taunt and wave his fingers in front of the children he beats on the baseball field. Can't wait until he tries that on Manny Ramirez.
5. He will probably be traded in 3 years. The Rangers enjoy trading away top pitching prospects and getting virtually nothing in return.
Also, allow me to introduce myself. I am not Uncle T-rav, nor am I his nephew. I am the person he likes to refer to as "Dizzle". T-rav has agreed to allow me to post here , so I'll be posting alongside him until he realizes he's made a huge mistake.
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